To My Old High School Classmate

Yeah, you, the one who thought you were so smart posting a comment on my blog.

Way to go! You conveniently submitted your blog comment from the school’s IP address, which makes it extremely easy to trace. You probably thought you were so badass, saying hateful and insulting things toward a well-respected and popular blogger.

I just thought I would inform you that I have submitted your comment, along with it’s technical information, back to the administrators at the school, who have easy access to which computer in the building accessed my blog at the particular time your comment was submitted, as well as what user account was logged in on that computer. So, basically, in accordance with the acceptable use policy you signed at the beginning of this school year, you are subject to applicable punishment if the administration and director of discipline so wish to enforce the policy. I sincerely hope that they do.

Regardless, I’ll assume your comment is an indication of how jealous you are of me and my blog and take it as a compliment. Thanks and have a wonderful day!