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The Joke’s on You

Posted by Chris DeMarco on Monday, October 29th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

Sooo…did you think I forgot today’s monday snicker? I’ll bet you did, didn’t you?
Well, guess what? The joke’s on you! That’s right!

And now, here’s a real joke:


An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

”Well, now,” says the old lady, ”I guess I would like to be really rich.”

Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

”And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”

She turns into a beautiful young woman.

”Your third wish?” asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ”Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks.

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ”Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.’

This joke came from jokes.com

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