A bunch of serious Mario Kart fans have decided to produce a movie, and so far the trailer looks awesome! It’s got everything – drugs, bastard children, homicide. Plus, the acting and voiceovers seem pretty decent and it looks like this might actually have some serious potential. Perhaps costumes/etc might need a little work, but overall it’s looking really good.

You’re not going to want to miss it. Check out the trailer below:

This is priceless…

Apparently Cracked.com recently had a contest to see who could make the best photo of how things would look if Microsoft had in fact taken over the world (like it appeared they might back in the 90s). In fact, I can remember reading a newspaper article about a kitchen controlled entirely by Microsoft-driven computers. For example, the refrigerator had a built-in computer terminal with a touch screen for accessing recipe databases and even maintaining inventory of its contents.

Fortunately, given their last several product releases, it doesn’t appear that there’s any chance of Microsoft taking over much of anything…which makes ridiculing them all the more funny!

Check this out: If Everything Was Made By Microsoft

Remember way back when there was a “Funny Errors and Glitches” section on The “C” Branch, or even the old CDeMar22? Well, I came across some archives the other day and decided that would be a great idea to bring back and turn into a new site.

Head on over to www.StupidError.com to check out our totally awesome, all-new Errors and Glitches website.

And don’t forget to submit your funniest error screens!

It’s things like this that prove that Microsoft doesn’t want you to win at Solitaire…or at least not easily. See if you can spot why…

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Enjoy!

And, I now know what I want as a new pet. I wonder what my rental agreement says about those…

This should keep you going for at least a good minute.

I seem to have become a bit addicted…

Yeah, you, the one who thought you were so smart posting a comment on my blog.

Way to go! You conveniently submitted your blog comment from the school’s IP address, which makes it extremely easy to trace. You probably thought you were so badass, saying hateful and insulting things toward a well-respected and popular blogger.

I just thought I would inform you that I have submitted your comment, along with it’s technical information, back to the administrators at the school, who have easy access to which computer in the building accessed my blog at the particular time your comment was submitted, as well as what user account was logged in on that computer. So, basically, in accordance with the acceptable use policy you signed at the beginning of this school year, you are subject to applicable punishment if the administration and director of discipline so wish to enforce the policy. I sincerely hope that they do.

Regardless, I’ll assume your comment is an indication of how jealous you are of me and my blog and take it as a compliment. Thanks and have a wonderful day!

I hope everyone’s having a great summer, and spending plenty of time outside! This is, of course, why there haven’t been too many posts lately. But, just to break up the monotony, here’s a fun riddle I came up with:

How many two digit numbers less than 25, that end in four, are there?

Good luck!

Oh, and I figured out how to open up commenting so you can leave your guesses. I’ll reveal the answer next week.